The final count is in on yet another bout from the opening round of the TV Detective World Series!
We can now reveal that the winner is…
It was a close run battle, but with 62.5% of the vote at the time that it closed, the well turned out Belgian is the clear victor this time round.
Judges felt that Poirot had more of the ‘classic’ TV Detective about him, and that was something they were keen to promote. While they conceded that Bauer did indeed ‘detect’, and often even ‘solve’ crimes including murder, he did so in such a gun ho fashion, committing so many crimes himself in the process, that it wasn’t really worthy of merit on this, the finest of TV Detection Accolades.
Bauer looks… well, it’s difficult to tell exactly how he looks. Angry, sure, but then there’s nothing new there. The judges consider consoling him, but before they even put the kettle on he picks up Intel on a terrorist atrocity that is going to happen sometime in the next 24 hours (though probably not for the first 8, and even then it will be a precursor to something even worse happening about 15 hours later) and races off.
Poirot watches all of this with the calm detachment of somebody who is above petty squabbles, and if his victory means much to him it doesn’t show. He merely nods curtly, and goes into the winner’s enclosure with Sloan, Fletcher, Magnum, Marple and the other 1st round victors.
The 1st Round keeps moving on, but in the meantime please come and see us for all your murder mystery needs.
By Mike Horner